I want to talk about ME

So although I had quite the weekend. Tattooed Minivan Mom is doing a meme linky. And I'm joining in because 1. I’m lazy and 2. I’m lazy. Oh yah. And because memes can be kind of fun, ESPECIALLY if I get to make up your own!


Do you have any tattooes/piercings? Yes, five tattoos and a tongue piercing. My ears are pierced, but unfortunately, I am allergic to the posts, so I never wear..except for proper pictures. And usually for no longer than 10 minutes before my ears turn red.

What was your first car? Ford Mustang. Got totaled when an asshole ran a red light and almost killed me.

Favorite drink? Captain Morgan and sprite. Tastes kind of like cream soda. And red death . For when I’m living on the edge and absolutely, positively want to get completely fucked up. (Tastes kind of like kool-aid, don’t say I didn’t warn you)

Do you remember your first time having sex? Yes, I do. Surprisingly, I’m still having sex with that guy.

Favorite Movie? I’m sort of all over the place.. so, The Last Unicorn, Sparkle and Beaches umm..and the Princess Bride. (Okay. It’s more than one. Whatever)

Weirdest place you’ve ever had sex? Church parking lot. (Yes. I already know I’m going to hell) My defense? I was on base, and I hadn’t seen The Man in 6 months, we were sort of in a hurry. As a side note, every time somebody busted in on me having sex I was in a BED.

Favorite smell? Fresh cut green grass

NOT so favorite foods? Lettuce and nuts. (No nuts in my food…nuts in YOUR mouth! LOL. Sorry, I can never resist)

Favorite Swear Word? Fuck (also my favorite verb. heh.)

Words I say most often? Awesome, Dude and So there.

Favorite number? THREE. It’s the magic number. Yes it is

So there. Completely random meme, from a completely random Me.

Brought to you by the Letter N

Brandy over at I'm Not Your Average Soccer Mom had a meme that I thought was pretty cool. TEN of my favorite things...with a twist. All of my things need to start with N.

So I bring you - My List of favorite things, to the Nth power. Hah.

1. Nine West - because I like SHOES. Somewhat of a shoe FREAK really. I was going to built a WHOLE SHOE CLOSET in my spare room, that was spare because The BOY moved out to make his way in Santa Cruz, but...he made his way back home, so...I'll have to save my selfish shoe closet obsession until he moves out FOR REAL. LOL.

2. Noting of your life in an internet fashion - also known as a BLOGGING. Some of my favorites? Laural Out Lout and She's Lump. They're both pretty hilarious. (Hmm...This letter N is much more difficult that I thought it would be.)

3. Nature - I enjoy playing outside when I get the chance. Bike riding on the beach (hurray for living in a place where weather allows most of the time), outdoor concerts, the smell of fresh cut grass that I didn't have to cut myself, naturally...and cookouts on the weekends.

4. Ninjas - Because in a fight between Pirates vs. Ninjas, even though Pirates are way cooler (they've got wine, women and really cool songs to sing)... a Ninja would kick a Pirates ass before the Pirate could slug his first chug of Rum.

5. Nooners - Yep, nothing beats love in the afternoon. Heh.

6. The 'Net - Hey, without it, how would I be friends with all of you? And how else would I have found out about Cake made with tequila?

7. Neighbors & New Friends - My real life Neighbors are awesome. They attend all the get togethers at the house and have a few of their own. And my bloggy new friends are pretty awesome too. (And pretty entertaining, I have to say)

8. New York, New York - That would be the city AND the hotel in Vegas. I like to travel and do as much as I can and I LOOOOVE Vegas. (And I couldn't figure out another way to get those 2 things on the list...they don't start with N and I love them both.. Well. Travel & Vegas, not the NY hotel because when I stayed there, I was in a room soo fucking far from the elevator I should have stayed in the hotel next door, and this one time while trying to get to my room I almost PEED on myself because I was a)drunk b)unclear on how long it was REALLY gonna take to get back to my room and....TMI? okay. Moving along)

9. That Nincompoop I married. Also known as The Man, whose nickname actually DOES start with N.

10. Nonsense - Like movies that make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts, playing games with the Brat, hanging out with my girl friends, corny jokes, and This.


So there you have it, some of my favorite things, brought to you by the letter N and the number 10.

Now, Brandy gave ME my letter...so I guess if you wanna play...I'll give you yours.

Six Words?

Mamasphere had this six word meme and said if I wanted to try it, I was welcome to it. I thought.. Can I be defined in six words? And is that, six words or less, or SIX WORDS? I mean what if I need only a few words, like:

Nobody likes a smart ass

But that’s not really true. People DO like smart asses. Which is why Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are so popular. And of course, EVERYONE loves me [snort]. What’s not to love? Except my smart remarks, my inability to hold in my inappropriate laughter, my opinions...

No? Okay.

Married young and still in Love

How about it.? Six words, AND it’s true. I got married at the ripe old age of 19 to my high school sweetheart/baby daddy (although, he’s kind of a jerk..so I don’t know if “sweetheart” is the right word…then again, I am sort of a jerk too so maybe we’re even). What can I say? I like a bad boy. And the bad boy likes me *wink*

You WISH you had my awesome-ness

Umm..is awesome-ness even a word? LOL. Okay, now I’m just reaching. Then again. If you’re here reading this, YOU are awesome (because you are bathed in my awesomey glow). So then I guess you DO have my awesome-ness. (Seriously, it that a word? Even if it’s not, I think I like it)

Okay. Really.

I DON’T REGRET A FUCKING THING.

Bam! Six words, all me. All of the things to this point have made me, ME. The asshole-y things, the nice things, the what-the-hell-was-I-thinking things. And I enjoyed MOST of them. Except maybe being shot at. I can even say (now) I’m glad that I had my 1st child so young. We grew up together, I was still young enough to roll around in the dirt with him and now… he’s moved out on his own, so, one down, one to go. LOL.

I don’t believe in regrets. I think that everything I’ve done from getting knocked up early to going back to school NOW…and even picking a fight with an ENTIRE softball team - which we’ll just go ahead and file under WTF was I thinking – led me here. Happily married, with my 2 brats and my fairly cool job that allows me to go to concerts and Vegas and vacations with the girls and sometimes, The Man when he can get some leave.

And even better, I LIKE who I am, for all of those things. Even that one time, when I got completely drunk hanging out with the girls and had to have The Man come & get me and he talked mad shit about me the next day and all I could say was at least I didn’t DRIVE (which shut him up quick fast and in a hurry).

So yeah, I think I’ll go with that one. Not one single, solitary thing.

(But if you don't like that one, I got two more words that define me: FUCK. YOU.)
hahaha....