I send e-mails.
- Missed you, again! Drat. I tried to pick up my phone and hit END instead of TALK, and since you didn’t call back….
- I went to my cousin's birthday dinner where this happened.
- In other news, I’m a CONE and my sister, an hourglass (duh.)
- I guess the working out is working because
- I look slimmer in my clothes, but
- Because I’m PMS’ing I’ve been eating lots of junk all weekend and so,
- The numbers on the scale have NOT moved at all, except up, BUT
- I’m sure at the end of my cycle, they will have gone down significantly
- Also WTF is up with skirts so tiny that I'm pretty sure they cover NOTHING?! If you need to wear leggings under them to make sure your twat isn't being exposed, what you really need is a LONGER SKIRT. #justsayin
- And yes, you know I vetoed any item that made the baby's ass hang out.
- Not that I had to because Mo was already all "ix-nay on the ooty-bay orts-shay"
And yes, I really did send out this e-mail (added a few things, but she'll visit here and she'll recognize her e-mail). So. How was YOUR weekend? Do anything interesting?