Pop Quiz

Good Evening class. Betcha didn't know you were going to stop by and get pop quizzed. Of course, you didn't. Pop quizzes always take the quizzees (is that a word? anyone? anyone?) by surprise.

Lucky for you, it's multiple guess*.

Question #1:

So, I run into a co-worker I haven't seen in quite a while. She's changed departments and I work in a pretty big place. She spends THIRTY MINUTES catching me up on her life. Then she says, "So...How are you?"

The Answer? "I...

a) am wondering why its called PRE-Menstrual Syndrome, I never have it PRE, always DURING. Have a happy period, my ass.

b) am wondering where The Man hid my surprise that was delivered ding, dong, ditch style by the UPS guy...

c) am surprised they continue to let me work here. I told my MD that I was "F'ing his I". WHY couldn't I have said "I was letting him know" like normal people?

d) think my ass is expanding exponentially for the holidays.

e) have a love/hate relationship with the MAC store in the mall by my job. I puffy heart & rainbows their make-up, I DO NOT heart their employees there.

1. have a gift certificate burning a hole in my pocket.

f) don't understand the purpose of the Victoria Secret "Fashion Show". They're panties! Panties on TV, people.

g) cry on the inside because I really, REALLY miss wearing high heels.

h) need a drink. Already.

i) am fine, thanks.

OR.....

all of the above.

Too Easy?

Question #2: Chuck Norris solved the Bermuda Triangle by using the Pythagorean Theorem.

True or False?

*Please be aware this counts for 25% of your grade. (Didn't you HATE it when teachers did that? What kind of jerk would give you an exam with like, 4 or 5 questions on it, and then tell you shit like "this can make or break your grade in this class"? A big GIANT teacher jerk, that's who.)