That's what she said....

Well...The Olympics are over. Finally. I personally am in it for the gymnastics and synchronized swimming. Don't judge me. Anyways, in honor of official ending of the summer olympics, I give to you, unintentional porn...

Here are the top comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
4. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces. "
5. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
6. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
7. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them......."

Apparently, I was watching the wrong sport.