Tuesday, August 26, 2008

That's what she said....

Well...The Olympics are over. Finally. I personally am in it for the gymnastics and synchronized swimming. Don't judge me. Anyways, in honor of official ending of the summer olympics, I give to you, unintentional porn...

Here are the top comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

  1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
  2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
  3. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
  4. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces. "
  5. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
  6. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
  7. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them......."

Apparently, I was watching the wrong sport.

6 comments:

Immoral Matriarch said...

Number one made me piss my pants.

Shania said...

#3 sounds frighteningly like something I've probably said before.

Katie Says said...

HAHAHAHA! I seriously laughed OUT LOUD when I read these. AWESOME. :)

Still alone, not lonely said...

Funnnnneeey! Thank you for letting me know what I missed.

Kori said...

Oh god, coffee came out my nose. I LOVE #1. Makes me wish I had seen them!

gina said...

lol. Now I wish i had more late nights the last few weeks.