Me: I'm on the way to the commissary. You want anything?
Brat: Can you bring me back some mandingo cherries?
Me: *blink* Umm...NO. But I can bring you some MARASCHINO cherries. I'm pretty sure your dad doesn't want me to bring back any mandingos.
The Man: Not at all.
Me: Also, Brat? When you get a chance, google mandingo.
I swear to you, these are REAL CONVERSATIONS that happen in my house.
**Also? I texted this conversation to her aunts, while laughing so hard I cried.
***But then I thought that this was too funny not to share. So here you go.