Because I am nothing if not helpful

So. This has been happening:

I did a teeny bit of research. And by teeny, I mean I actually looked up the actual twitter handle of said nursing shirt people. Such hard work, yo. I mean I almost got a cramp in my pinky finger.

WELL, HELLO @Undercover_Mama! It's like my name, only...DIFFERENT. And now I sort of feel bad. Because the peoples, they keep retweeting this, and I have nothing to give away. Except assvice, and #thatswhatshesaid jokes.

So. As not to confuse those who are angling to win yourself a breastfeeding shirt. LET ME HELP YOU:

Me:

1. Married to Retired Marine
2. Works at Big Fancy Hospital
3. Breastfed both of my brats old skool style, without fancy hiding shirts because MY KIDS ARE OLD. 
• And so am I.
• And I wish a m-f'er WOULD'VE had something to say about it, so that they could get cussed the fuck out.
4. NO UNDERSCORE

@Undercover_Mama:

1. There is an underscore.
2. Not Me.

You're welcome.