Monday, January 31, 2011

Happy Monday!

Now that I have to be at work at 6! AM! on Mondays, I have to get up pretty early to get to work on time. Luckily though, because it's so early, I can leave a little bit later and still make it in to work on time.

I don't know WHY it seemed like such a good idea to be unable to sleep until 1 o'clock in the morning. But there it is. I figured that I could come home and nap it off, since getting to work early means leaving early.

And because I was so tired, I waited until the last possible minute to get up. In my case, 5AM. I will need to get out of the house by 5:30. MAX.

And because I put on make-up almost every morning, OF COURSE I WAS RUNNING LATE.

And because I was running late, and I'm not the kind of asshole who wakes up EVERYBODY in the house, just because I'm up, I got dressed in the dark.

And because I got dressed in the dark, this happened:

Would now be a good time to tell you that I have the EXACT SAME BOOT IN TWO DIFFERENT COLORS?

Thank God I keep an extra pair of shoes at work.

My fancy argyle tights y'all. I'm SUCH an adult.

Yeah, this Monday is shaping up to be a real winner.


Gilsner said...

Oh My God... I love you! lol And with those socks you just might be my hero.

You have made my Monday so much better. They say it's wrong to laugh at another person's misfortune but, damn, that's funny ;)

Tara said...

I'd be lying if I told you this has never happened to me.... Unfortunately it happens alot.... :)

agirlnamedmel said...

you are pure awesome.

Superjules said...


I LOVE those tights.

Mom2Jazz said...

AHAHAHA...that's why were friends. I too have shoes under my desk...4 pairs to be exact. What???

miss tejota said...

HA! Love the post, love the tights, love that you have the same boots in different colors.

Sistuhgurl said...

Gurrrl.... thank God for spare shoes! Bwahahahaha

JustOneMiss said...

Spare desk shoes makes you my hero. I have a few pairs of shoes that are the same type just different colors so the likeliness of this happening to me is high.

Kellee said...


First of all, that is hilarious.

Secondly, your tights are AWESOME!

Thirdly, I once left the house in two shoes that didn't match in any way, shape, or form, other than they were both converse. One was black with white and read words all over it, the other was olive green with a huge red heart and flourish on the side. And I didn't notice. At all. I got to my friends house, took the shoes off, and STILL didn't notice. I didn't notice until I went to put the shoes back on. LOL So your little accident isn't so bad! :)