- There’s too much salt in my diet
- There are too many CARBS(“SUGAR”) in my fancy hot beverage
- EGGS HAVE TOO MUCH CHOLESTEROL
- I felt bad having to type in I had 3 Yard House Beers. But not bad enough not to drink them
- I need to workout to obtain more calories to eat I need to go to the gym more.
- I WILL go to the gym if it means I can have dessert (my husband bought me a sour cream lemon pie. He is a saboteur)
- Maintaining my hair is a bitch when I go to the gym every day
- I can feel that my clothes fit differently, BUT. I can’t find my tape measure. This is also The Man’s fault.
- Sometimes, livestrong recommends things with lower calories than what I just ate
- But. If you recommend that I eat a tub of frosting because it’s less calories than something healthy, you’re doing it wrong.
Also? I NEED a cheat day. That cheat day is going to be SUPERBOWL SUNDAY.
