I don't know WHY it seemed like such a good idea to be unable to sleep until 1 o'clock in the morning. But there it is. I figured that I could come home and nap it off, since getting to work early means leaving early.
And because I was so tired, I waited until the last possible minute to get up. In my case, 5AM. I will need to get out of the house by 5:30. MAX.
And because I put on make-up almost every morning, OF COURSE I WAS RUNNING LATE.
And because I was running late, and I'm not the kind of asshole who wakes up EVERYBODY in the house, just because I'm up, I got dressed in the dark.
And because I got dressed in the dark, this happened:
Would now be a good time to tell you that I have the EXACT SAME BOOT IN TWO DIFFERENT COLORS?
Thank God I keep an extra pair of shoes at work.
|My fancy argyle tights y'all. I'm SUCH an adult.|
Yeah, this Monday is shaping up to be a real winner.